A Complicated Year / Fernando Dámaso

Fernando Damaso, 15 January 2017 — The year 2017 begins. A year that promises to be complicated and definitive for Cubans. The country, with a 0.9% drop in GDP, is stuck in a prolonged economic, political, social crisis, and the general-president, if he complies with his word to leave the presidency on 24 February 2018, has barely thirteen months and a few days to undertake reforms, that will pull the country out of the same stagnation, accentuated by the 7th Congress of the Cuban Communist Party, and the appearance of the “historic leader.” That one, deceased on 25 November 2016, has left him as an inheritance a nation full of accumulated problems. Continue reading “A Complicated Year / Fernando Dámaso”

His actions, since his brother’s illness and under his shadow, have consisted principally of eliminating absurd prohibitions and applying some shallow reforms, without any depth, that will not assure the survival of the country nor its citizens, who have been failed.

The problems accumulated under the rug have abounded. In the economy: there is a need to authorize professionals to work for themselves, to raise salaries to increase production, to resolve the entanglement of the two currencies, and to draft a new investment law that will really act as a stimulus.

In the social sphere: tackle the problem of lack of housing and the deterioration of the existing housing stock, improve public transportation and other services, and eradicate the unhealthy conditions, the galloping social indiscipline and the generalized corruption.

In the political: listen to other opinions in the analysis and solution and existing problems, and intelligently manage the relations with the new government of the United States.

Daunting tasks, no doubt, that need hours of work, of cold and objective evaluation and brave decisions. 2017 cannot be a year of more of the same.

If It’s About Abuses… / Fernando Dámaso

Fidel Castro once devoted a significant part of a 5 hour and 45 minute speech talking to Cuban women about rice cookers and pressure cookers.

Fernando Damaso, 25 December 2016 — Some official journalists, who seem to be following orders from on high, have taken against the self-employed and their prices, which they consider too high for the ordinary citizen.

Of course no one has written a single line or even a word about the prices in the state sector, which are much higher than those charged by the self-employed.

It is no secret to anyone that the Ministry of Finances and Prices fixes prices, two, three, four and many more times above the cost of the products, usually of low quality, which are produced or imported and sold in the network of State stores. Continue reading “If It’s About Abuses… / Fernando Dámaso”

The case of Haier refrigerators, which are purchased at rock bottom prices in China, due to their obsolete and discontinued technology, are sold to Cubans at elevated prices (and in addition you can only get one if you trade in a working refrigerator for which you are not given a single cent), constitutes the palpable demonstration of a shameless scam.

The Haiers, without spare parts and without any ability to repair them, break down and languish in houses whose inhabitants haven’t even finished paying for them.

DVD equipment, TVs, air conditioners, rice cookers, “Queen” pots, electric cookers, exploding coffee pots and other poor quality articles at high prices, are added to the long list of official robberies. The same thing happens with dozens of plastic items, which the state buys at ridiculous prices and sells as if they were made out of gold, silver or porcelain.

With regards to these outrages, which affect and bleed the pockets of ordinary Cubans, official journalists remain silent and complicit and, if questioned, repeat that healthcare and education are free, something completely false, because both services are paid for by every Cuban, with what they don’t receive for their labor in their miserable wages.

This reality is very difficult to hide. If anyone has any doubts, make a tour of the hard currency stores and — why not? — also those that sell in Cuban pesos, where a single screw costs three pesos, one brush eighty, a gallon of emulsified paint 85 to 120, and enamel paint 280, and so on.

Distinguished journalists, here are the abuses to the pockets of all citizens and not just ordinary ones.

After the Mourning, the Grief / Fernando Dámaso

Havana Cuba After Fidel.

Fernando Damaso, 14 December 2016 — It seems that, the nine days of national mourning having ended, it is now extended into interminable grief, imposed by the official media, trying to sanctify the image of the deceased with a virtual eternity. It gives the strange sensation that his spirit continues to govern the country, and that he is the one dictating orders and regulations.

Violating the most elemental limits of reason, the idea has arisen of including his ideas in the curriculum of every university major this coming year, taking into account the “genius” of his content that, ironically, led the country to misery and has made it one of the worst economies in the world.

Documentaries, books, poems, articles, photographs, paintings and songs beset Cuba’s citizens day and night, repeated many times, causing rejection rather than acceptance, and everything related to him has quickly become part of  the island’s “choteo,” an unending stream of bitter humor. You just have to walk our streets with an attentive ear.

Excesses always bring bad results and are paid for dearly. This is something the Cuban authorities should know, after so many years of exercising power.

Little War Games / Fernando Dámaso

Fernando Damaso, 29 November 2016 — In October, Hurricane Matthew struck the eastern side of the Island, creating destruction and desolation in Maisí, Baracoa, and other communities of the territory, from which their inhabitants–given the precariousness under which they were already living–will take years to recover. This is especially so being that much of what is reconstructed today is of a temporary character, due to the lack of durability and resistance to natural phenomena of the materials utilized.

The national economy continues to be in crisis, and the lack of supplies can be seen in the empty shelves of the freely-convertible currency (CUC) stores, in the service stations bereft of gasoline, and in the pharmacies that don’t stock basic medications. Other essential services also show their deterioration and affect the Cuban people. Continue reading “Little War Games / Fernando Dámaso”

Against all logic, from the 16th through 18th of this month, the authorities carried out the Bastion 2016 Strategic Exercise, which practically paralyzed the country for those three days. As if this were not enough, they added two “Days of Defense,” the 19th and 20th, with the goal of perfecting the country’s preparedness to confront a supposed enemy, under the concept of “War of All the People.”

In the conclusions published in the official press, the solution to wartime problems was declared “successful” by the ministries in charge (the same ones who are incapable of resolving the problems of peacetime) as were the exercises carried out with the mobilized population (infantry exercises, arming and disarming of weapons, shooting, grenade launching, disguise and others). In addition, there were assurances that “Cuba’s invulnerability to military aggression” had been confirmed.

In today’s world, with the level of arms development and technological advances in all spheres, no country can consider itself invulnerable, including the major powers. It is absurd to declare this with respect to a small and poor country such as Cuba, equipped with obsolete and recycled weaponry.

Now the practice runs were underway for a great military parade, in the style of those from the Cold War era, on 2 December, for the 60th anniversary of the Landing of the Granma and in honor of the “historic leader’s” 90th birthday–which has been moved to 2 January 2017, due to his death on the evening of 25 November and the activities surrounding his funeral.

It is true that all of these events, except the (albeit expected) demise, was long planned. But prior to Hurricane Matthew and the results of the United States elections. they could have been reconsidered.

It is no secret to anyone that these happenings required resources of all types and exacted great physical and economic costs. The questions by many citizens were: Why, instead of being squandered, were these means not applied to relieve–in the shortest time possible and with greater quality–the problems in the communities affected by the hurricane?

The explanations provided by the authorities–including the one about the exclusion of Guantánamo, a poor province with few resources, from these activities–satisfied very few. In the context of the improvement of relations between the governments of Cuba and the United States, do they not insert unnecessary noise?

Could it be that with these little war games, there was an attempt to “cohere” to the regime the ever-less “cohered” Cuban people?

Could it be a pathetic attempt to “play an old hand” for the benefit of the next tenant of the White House?

Given the recent events, much should change.

Translated by: Alicia Barraqué Ellison

The Flag "Bearers" / Fernando Dámaso

Fernando Damaso, 12 September 2016 — In light of the proliferation among Cubans of garments adorned with elements of the United States flag and, to a lesser degree, the flag of England, some “defenders” of the national identity and of patriotic symbols have proposed making the Cuban flag more visible, as “many Cuban flags.”

Being that the natives of this Island tend to outdo ourselves and we forget that there is a happy medium, some sportswear items have appeared (awfully designed for the Río de Janeiro Olympics)–shirts, shorts, caps, purses, tote bags, and even aprons–bearing elements of the national standard or, simply, reproducing it without any creativity. Continue reading “The Flag "Bearers" / Fernando Dámaso”

Now, following the beat of these pioneers, other “purists” have raised their voices, demanding a prohibition against the use of the flag on items of clothing, because it is unnecessary to import “bad customs” from other countries. In the first place, to categorize the habits of others as “bad” or “good” seems a bit petulant: they are customs and should be respected, even if not imitated.

Besides, why this late defense of patriotic symbols, when in fact, officially speaking, they have been quite disrespected? Examples abound: utilizing the flag during any political activity, no matter how trivial; leaving it suspended eternally in closed-off areas, even exposed to the elements; printing it on paper and, later, allowing it to be strewn on the floor like so much trash, trampled on by passers-by; hanging it up in state-run establishments as a curtain on doorways and windows to block the sun; printing images of historic and not so historic figures on it; and, as if all this weren’t enough, having the Historic Leader write his signature on it with a felt-tip pen during a public act on the staircase of the University of Havana.

Let us not even mention the national coat of arms, for it has been obviated and forgotten, having not been present, as was customary before 1959, in government buildings, but rather, in observance of a blatant personality cult, substituted by photos of living personages.

All of this racket is due to some “dogmatics” who, from an “idiotological” point of view, want to confront a foreign custom that has been taken up in our country.

I think there are real problems that are more important to confront, unless this is one more entertainment designed to lull Cubans with cheap patriotism.

 Translated by: Alicia Barraqué Ellison

The Future, Bring it On! / Fernando Dámaso

Fernando Damaso, 5 November 2016 — A feature of the Cuban authorities, since taking power in January 1959, has been wasting time planning for the distant future rather than focusing on solving the present and the near future. Perhaps it is because, from the outset, they decided to rule forever.

These plans, at first, focused on specific services or productions: solving the housing problem, meeting the demand for rice (draining the Zapata Swamp), producing peanut oil (Valley of Viñales), reducing imports of industrial products , finding and extracting oil, raising sugar production (the Ten Million Ton Harvest), the dairy plan, the livestock plan and others. Most, as is known, ended in dismal failures. Continue reading “The Future, Bring it On! / Fernando Dámaso”

With the incorportation into the “socialist camp” appeared the famous “Five Year Plans,” where everything was planned year by year, and they even arrived at the famous “Strategy 2000,” in the late seventies, which was to be a set of twenty-year plans, divided into five-year periods.

At that time there was no talk of the blockade (embargo), other than as a reason for mockery (“a sieve”  the currently nonagenarian leader said once) because the Soviets were responsible for supporting the country with huge economic and other aid.

For the breaches and failures, which were a constant, hurricanes, heavy rains, droughts and other natural phenomena, the irresponsibility and inability of the authorities were never blamed. Occasionally appearing as causes, real or fictitious, were epidemics and plagues, which were charged to the near-at-hand “imperialist enemy”

With the disappearance of the “socialist camp,” the “Strategy 2000” and the five-year plans collapsed, the so-called “Special Period” was established and the hand of the blockade (embargo) began to be ascribed full responsibility for all the misfortunes, an attitude that still remains, despite the improvement of relations between Cuba and the United States.

As a result of the 7th Congress of the Cuban Communist Party, among other theoretical issues, the Cuban authorities once again turned their backs on the problems of the present (the absolute housing shortage, widespread lack of productivity, roads in poor condition, poor services of all kinds, wages of misery, layoffs of workers in the state sector, social indiscipline, rampant corruption, theft, street violence, etc.), and they spend their time, and many of their political and economic “cadres”, planning how Cuba will be in 2030.

In addition to trying to force new generations to execute their wishes after they physically disappear, they opt to continue bamboozling everyone with the old and failed formula of a “bright socialist future,” a future that, in fifty-eight years of mismanagement, inefficiency and voluntarism they have never been able to realize, and one that is ever more distant and unattainable.

The Absurd Ten Percent / Fernando Dámaso

Fernando Damaso, 9 October 2016 — in any restaurant and some cafes in Havana, be they state-run or private, “10% is added for services,” according to a little notice in Spanish and English in fine print on the menu. That is, the prices of the menu items are false, because the final cost is 10% more than what they say. This monster, widespread, is a real epidemic.

Why does that exist here, when it isn’t present in any other country and is a source of wonder and concern for us and for those who visit us.

During the Republic it never existed. If you were satisfied with the offerings and satisfied with the service, you voluntarily left a tip, as a bonus to the person who served you and sometimes, even for the cook This is the current practice throughout the world. Continue reading “The Absurd Ten Percent / Fernando Dámaso”

The monstrosity arose after 1959, when the “intelligent” and preoccupied Minister of Internal Trade by the name of Luzardo, understood that the tip was on offense to the food worker who received it, because under socialism it was his duty to provide good service to his “brother workers,” without any type of compensation above his salary, and decided to abolish it.

In the face of the protests of food service workers, because at that time they received more in tips than in fixed salary, like Solomon they established a 10% obligatory charge on top of th food, which was shared equally by everyone in the establishment. The result could not have been worse: poor quality food, and worse service, turning customers into ill-treated users.

The state monster, with the reappearance of private establishments, mechanically transferred the patter to them and today it is widespread, with the aggravating circumstances that, the server, who brings the bill, already loaded with its 10% tip, smilingly waits for his or her own tip.

So far, very few state administrators and private business owners have had the courage to eliminate it, preferring to maintain this absurd and unjust source of extra earnings and an expense to their customer’s wallets.

I, at least, when I go to a restaurant or cafe where it is applied, do not leave an additional tip, because I think they are already charging me, independent of the food and service, although they look at me strangely and consider me stingy. To one, the other!

A Not Very Smart Rejection / Fernando Dámaso

Fernando Damaso, 24 September 2016 — At the end of World War II, and after the capitualtion of imperial Japan, thousands of young Japanese of both sexes went to the United States to study, supported by scholarships granted by the US. This allowed them, once they graduated, to support the accelerated development of their nation, and to leave behind the secular backwardness in which they had lived.

The young Japanese of the time, who had suffered the horrors of the war, were able to forget about the indoctrination against the United States, “the enemy,” that they’d been subjected to for years. And they demonstrated that they could be modern without renouncing their roots or their national identity. Continue reading “A Not Very Smart Rejection / Fernando Dámaso”

Today Cuban young people, indoctrinated in the “socialist idiotology,” through their “governmental student organizations — Young Communist League, Federation of University Students, Federation of Secondary Students, and others — and “counseled” by “retired agents” and “official spokespeople” well known for their histories of submission and political opportunism, reject “massively” — in public demonstrations — the scholarships offered to them by the United States, alleging that the only objective of this program is to convert them into “counterrevolutionary leaders.”

In reality, the ruling system in Cuba is, itself, the best school available for teaching students to be against it.

The young people of today who thoughtlessly reject the scholarships will regret this missed opportunity once this absurd era of failed “Messiahs” and even worse “disciples” passes, and they will lament the lost opportunity to support the development of their country in a healthy and normal situation, when civic responsibility takes precedence over politicking slogans.

The current backwardness of Cuba is not the fault of the embargo, but of the lack of ability among its leaders and of the “socialist idiotology” inculcated in its citizens.

The "Savage Entrepreneurs" / Fernando Dámaso

Fernando Damaso, 21 September 2016 — The few state restaurants that offer varied and quality menus, along with good service, have high prices that are totally inaccessible for the average citizen. Entrees costing 10, 12 or more Cuban Convertible Pesos (CUC: worth roughly $1 each, in a country with an average monthly wage of around $20-$24). Sandwiches are 5 CUC, side dishes 2 CUC and desserts 3-5 CUC. Domestic beers are 1.50 and 2.50 CUC and soft drinks, also domestic, are 1 and 1.20 CUC.

The phenomenon is the same in private establishments. Many of them started off as more or less affordable, with prices more or less accessible, good quality menus and also good service. Gradually they have raised prices 50% and even 100%. So plates that used to cost 3 CUC now cost 5, and those that used to cost 5 now cost 7 or 8 or even more. Continue reading “The "Savage Entrepreneurs" / Fernando Dámaso”

With the drinks it’s even worse. A domestic beer that used to cost no more than 1 CUC is now 1.50, 2 and 2.50. Domestic soft drinks that were 0.55 CUC are now 1 and 1.20.

Wines and spirits, it’s better not to talk about them, the prices have skyrocketed. The same is true for desserts, which are never less than 1.50 CUC and even as much as 3 and 5 CUC, for just a wedge of cake.

These new businesspeople forgot the classic Cuban inn, where you could eat well at affordable prices, and they only want to get rich overnight, at the cost of emptying their customers’ pockets.

It is true that Cuba today is a difficult market, depreciated and debased, where many new entrepreneurs, “knife in hand,” are ready to flay anyone in front of them, but this, necessarily, will change and some honest and responsible restauranteurs will prevail, earning reasonable profits and offering quality food and good service, and gaining the esteem and fidelity of their customers. This, no doubt, will earn their establishments a name and prestige, as well as profits.

El Floridita, Monseñor, El Castillo de Farnés, La Zaragozana, La Bodeguita del Medio, El Emperador, Europa, El Centro Vasco, Rancho Luna, El Polinesio, Mandarín, Hong Kong, Wakamba, La Cibeles, América and many other restaurants and cafes were not famous for their high prices, but for the quality of their offerings and their magnificent service, where there were respectful relationships between owners and customers. This must also be present among the new “savage entrepreneurs.”

A Harsh Reality / Fernando Dámaso

Fernando Damaso, 28 August 2016 — In the few existing spaces for public opinion in the Cuban official media (Letters to the Editor in the newspaper Granma, A similar space called “Acknowledgement” in the newspaper Juventud Rebelde (Rebel Youth), a page in the newspaper Trabajadores (Workers),  “Papelitos Speak” on the Havana Channel, and “Cuba Says” on Cubavisión and others), people’s complaints, are set against incompetent, bureaucratic, irresponsible and indolent officials who fail to meet their obligations and allow problems to accumulate and increase.

Equally those responsible for these spaces ensure the complaints remain at this primary level and, rarely, go up the ladder to government agencies and institutions. It seems that all the deplorable events happen only because of the functionaries, because above them everything is perfect and no one takes responsibility for them. Continue reading “A Harsh Reality / Fernando Dámaso”

However, it can not be that so many officials from different agencies and institutions (the electric company, the phone company, public health, education, housing, physical planning, water and sewer, communal services, transportation, work and social security, justice, the national bank, the People’s Power, etc.) are so unprofessional and inept.

We have to wonder if these “qualities” are not also present in the agencies and institutions and, logically, even in the “system.” It seems that, really, what doesn’t work is the latter, for the simple reason that it is useless. More than fifty-five years and the same problems increase, and new ones are added, and without any real solutions. All this is proof of it.

They can continue to make calls to patriotism, discipline, efficiency and everything they want, but until the ever growing needs of citizens are not satisfied and people are allowed to freely develop their initiatives and talents, it is a waste of time.

Unfortunately, and not only in Cuba, socialism has proved a failure as a “political, economic and social system.”

A Cult Taken to Extremes / Fernando Dámaso

Fernando Damaso, 12 August 2016 — Despite some early warning signs, I never imagined that the cult of personality in Cuba would surpass that of Stalin, Mao Zedong and Kim Il Sung, to mention just three examples from the “socialist bullpen.” I forgot the wise words of the great Dominican-born Cuban general Maximo Gomez, when he observed that “Cubans either excel or fall short.” On the good things we usually fall short while on the bad ones we excel.

In 2016 “the elderly main character” has been called a great visionary, a political genius, the most steadfast disciple of José Martí, an invincible military strategist, a senior pioneer, an eternally young rebel, a daring fighter, the eternal guerrilla, a fiery prophet of the dawn, the reformer of Marxism-Leninism, a towering architect, a prominent educator, an unbeatable thinker, an original writer, a distinguished journalist, an innovative farmer, a senior public health professional, a solid economist, a major athlete, a stellar scientist and — to finally top it off — the creator of everything produced in the country (due to his “inexhaustible initiative”) for the last fifty years. It appears that “the Esteemed,” a term of praise reserved for the 20th century Cuban president Gerardo Machado, has conveniently been declared off limits lest it be applied to a certain absent-minded historical leader. Continue reading “A Cult Taken to Extremes / Fernando Dámaso”

Every day mediocrities compete with each other to come up with new “qualities” in a attempt to outdo their predecessors from past eras in obsequiousness.

This year will go down in history as the year when many Cubans succumbed to opportunism, ethical shortcomings and cowardice, traits which will bring shame to their dependents.

This raises a simple question: How is it possible that someone with all these attributes has been such a disastrous ruler, leading the country into ruin and backwardness, and Cubans into poverty? Many, including myself, consider him to be the worst president in all of Cuban history.

It would have been much better for everyone if normal leaders — people with both virtues and flaws and without so many “qualities” — had been elected every four years. People without messianic beliefs or historicist pretensions. Rest assured we would not be in the predicament we are now, throwing stones into the socialist void. We would have preserved the accomplishments of previous generations and would be much more advanced.

In academic terms, this circus is referred to as a “cult of personality,” one taken to the extreme. In the Cuban vernacular it is known simply as guataquería* of the worst kind.

*Translator’s note: Systematic flattery or excessive adulation by praising or granting favors to someone in order to obtain personal benenfit or protection. (Source: es.wiktionary.org)

"Heavyweight" Words / Fernando Dámaso

Fernando Damaso, 1 August 2016 — “Never, forever, eternal, unchanging, unchangeable, untouchable, irrevocable,” and others of the same style are common words in the totalitarian lexicon. If we look at the speeches and public and private interventions of their principal historic and current representatives, we find these words everywhere.

Incapable of understanding society in a state of constant change and development they aspire to freeze it in the narrow framework of their schematic thinking, assuming that everything they do is good and should be maintained eternally, independent of the rise of new generations and, therefore, new ideas. Continue reading “"Heavyweight" Words / Fernando Dámaso”

These conceptions of their supposed “eternal” character, on installing themselves in power, have caused and continue to cause great misfortune for humanity.

Without reaching too far into the past, we remember Lenin’s Bolshevism in Russia, the fascism of Mussolini in Italy, Hitler’s Nazism in Germany, the “communism” of Stalin in the Soviet Union, the aberrations of Mao Tse Tung in China and Pol Pot in Cambodia, the Franco regime in Spain, Peronism in Argentina, Trujillismo in the Dominican Republic, Castroism in Cuba, Chavez in Venezuela, the Islamic States’ Islam and many other similar monstrosities.

To repeat them today, in the 21st century, only means that there are still those who do not learn the lessons of history, and assume that their deeds will remain even after the termination of their physical days, not realizing that, like they themselves, their deeds will become dust.

The 26th, Again / Fernando Dámaso

The Moncada Barracks attacked on 26 July 1953

Fernando Damaso, 25 July 2016 — Tomorrow, a new anniversary of the 26th of July–that failed insurrectional action of 1953–will be commemorated. This date, one of the principal ones of the Castro regime’s calendar, served as the title and standard for the political movement that emerged from the event. The province of Sancti Spíritus has been selected as the headquarters for the celebration–not for being the best choice, but rather for being the least bad one.

There will be “popular” gatherings, official festivities, cultural merrymaking, and even speeches with pretensions of historical authenticity. The script is repeated every year, varying only with regard to the secondary actors, being that the principals have remained in their roles for 58 years, despite the boredom they provoke among the spectators.

Throughout the course of a few days the inhabitants of Sancti Spíritus will enjoy abundant beer, one or another foodstuff, and much dance music, in addition to the traditional carnaval. Afterwards, all will return to the usual boring dailyness, with its meager wages, shortages, street violence, abuses, bureaucracy, and many other misfortunes–and the commemoration, as it does every year, will remain forgotten until the next one, if indeed it takes place, in a new chosen province.

Translated by: Alicia Barraqué Ellison

Repression Instead of Solutions / Fernando Dámaso

Old American cars of the kind generally used as shared fixed-route taxis in Havana.

Fernando Damaso, 19 July 2016 — The topic of discussion among Havanans today is not only the intense heat and “the evil of it,” but also the beginning of the persecution and repression against self-employed taxi drivers who have raised their prices.

Given the lack of public transport, which has been going on for a long time, the so-called “boatmen” — as the private drivers are called — have been a boon to citizen transport, helping to alleviate the problem. Taking into account the cost of their vehicles, from the high prices of fuel, the nonexistent parts for repairs, and the increased taxes they have to pay, they have raised their prices. Continue reading “Repression Instead of Solutions / Fernando Dámaso”

The response from the Council of Public Administration of the city’s People Power, a regressive and inefficient replacement for the former Mayor, has responded with controls, sanctions and withdrawal of licenses from those who violate the previous prices, all of this being applied as of this last Monday.

Cuban leaders should explain to the citizens why they destroyed the systems of public transportation that functioned efficiently at low prices prior to January 1959, and in 58 years have not been capable of creating one that works.

Repressing those who help transport citizens, in the face of the state’s inability to do so, is not a good decision, and if they don’t stop doing it the situation will become chaotic and could even become violent. The need to move from one place to another has existed since the dawn of mankind, and is not resolved with decrees or impositions, but with efficient and sufficient public transport.

The Magic Number / Fernando Dámaso

Fidel Castro will turn 90 in August.

Fernando Dámaso, 1 July 2016 — In 2016, the number “90” has taken on a major importance for Cuba’s government authorities. The unleashed hysteria of the cult of personality means that, since December of 2015 government agencies and institutions have been ordered to “dedicate absolutely all their actions” to this magic number, which represents the age that the “ancient Maximum Leader” will reach in August.

Never before in History as the celebration of such an anniversary been extended for such a length of time, an original of “socialism a la Cuba” which, certainly, should be entered into the Guinness Book of Records. Continue reading “The Magic Number / Fernando Dámaso”

In honor of “90” forest workers have planted ninety ceders, the National Archive has organized an exhibition of “Ninety Images from a Life,” the “Art on La Rampa” Fair is dedicated to those 90 years and shows “Soldier of Ideas,” the Young Communist Union has “90 reasons to dream,” commemorating them is the main task of the unions, singers dedicated 90 songs to them, musicians ninety guitars, librarians ninety books, kids ninety smiles, old people 90 claps, and so on to total boredom.

Imbued with such a “national celebration” I suggest that, for the rest of the year, the Ministry of Public Health proposes to reach 90 cases of Zika, the National Commission on Viability and Traffic 90 car crashes, the Ministry of Agriculture’s Harvest Collection stop collecting 90 tons a month of harvested tubers, the National Hydraulic Institute ensure 90 leaks in every aqueduct, the Municipal People’s Power Administration maintain 90 active potholes, the Electric Company produce 90 blackouts in the City of Havana, and we have no less than 90 monthly building collapses.

There could be many more initiatives, the “importance” of the date merits them. Those who ordered this demented commemoration forgot that, in advertising, when the “message” saturates the receptor, it has the opposite effect. This is what is happening.